Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)

I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.

Scene 5 Lightness

ASMR Reads: Original Short Story: Street Light

I used to write a lot when I was in middle school/high school. I haven't written a story for fun since I was maybe 16 or 17. I am a bit rusty, but with practice I'll be even better than I was before.Oh and I now have a mic cover for my mic now. I think the sound is much better than it was before, but of course it can still improve. It was gifted to me and I didn't realize how much of an improvement it would make until now.https://www.reddit.com/r/writingcriti...

Doug Armstrong - I WANNA WEAR A CROP TOP

Happy #DigitalPride everyone! Share your secret passion / quirky interest and post a photo to social media using the hashtags #BareYourSole #InToWin for a chance to win a personalised bottle of Barefoot Wine! Thanks to Barefoot Wine for sponsoring this video and encouraging me to prance around london in a crop top for this song :)