Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
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I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.

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Be Still, Stephen Kalinich and the Wild Honey Orchestra
05:36
Be Still, Stephen Kalinich and the Wild Honey Orchestra

Be Still, Stephen Kalinich and the Wild Honey Orchestra


Original piano composition - Two to Tango – Kelly Bogan
03:49
Original piano composition - Two to Tango – Kelly Bogan

Kelly Bogan, music producer,


The Bethlehem Scribe | Original Short Story
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The Bethlehem Scribe | Original Short Story

Follow me on: Twitter: Giggles_MRH Snapchat: giggles-mrh Instagram: LittleballOfGiggles


Luke Leverett - “Bring Myself To Light”
02:50
Luke Leverett - “Bring Myself To Light”

One of my tunes. Kind of a mystic folk rock in a style I think inspired by 1970s folkish Laurel Canyon type stuff. Trying to push that feel into a spiritual direction. Doing the song on my nylon string acoustic, which is basically a classical guitar but with a dreadnought style body.