Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
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I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.
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Give Thanks - Daisy Chute Original
Original alt folk song called Give Thanks written and sung by folk musician, singer-songwriter Daisy Chute. She is based in Edinburgh and plays and performs her work around her home country! This song has been re-worked multiple times over the course of lockdown and Daisy has dedicated this song to people who deserve it. Daisy used this song to bring joy to people with her beautiful music arrangements and her mesmerising vocals. www.daisychute.com www.facebook.com/daisychuteofficial
Give Thanks - Daisy Chute Original
Original alt folk song called Give Thanks written and sung by folk musician, singer-songwriter Daisy Chute. She is based in Edinburgh and plays and performs her work around her home country! This song has been re-worked multiple times over the course of lockdown and Daisy has dedicated this song to people who deserve it. Daisy used this song to bring joy to people with her beautiful music arrangements and her mesmerising vocals. www.daisychute.com www.facebook.com/daisychuteofficial