Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
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I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.

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April 25th
04:07
April 25th

April 25th explores themes of mental health & vulnerability in men post relationship break-up,and how many men use music as a coping mechanism/form of escapism. The song focuses around being a young man, experiencing heartbreak and not feeling like you can talk to your boys because of fear of them telling you to ‘man up’.

Matt Dwyer - Unappreciative
03:40
Matt Dwyer - Unappreciative

Unappreciative, by Matt Dwyer

Thunder, by Triskelion Musik
03:54
Thunder, by Triskelion Musik

Thunder, by Triskelion Musik

Hey Santa, by Georgia Jay
02:44
Hey Santa, by Georgia Jay

Diorgia Jay performs Hey Santa!

April 25th
04:07
April 25th

April 25th explores themes of mental health & vulnerability in men post relationship break-up,and how many men use music as a coping mechanism/form of escapism. The song focuses around being a young man, experiencing heartbreak and not feeling like you can talk to your boys because of fear of them telling you to ‘man up’.


Matt Dwyer - Unappreciative
03:40
Matt Dwyer - Unappreciative

Unappreciative, by Matt Dwyer


Thunder, by Triskelion Musik
03:54
Thunder, by Triskelion Musik

Thunder, by Triskelion Musik


Hey Santa, by Georgia Jay
02:44
Hey Santa, by Georgia Jay

Diorgia Jay performs Hey Santa!