Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
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I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.
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"Come Home" Original song on piano
I hope that everyone who hears this likes it and shares it with others, the more people I can reach with my music the better I feel about my place in the world. This song will help me close a chapter in my life that is unhealthy and painful and to begin a new one where I will find someone who I can come home to.
Neil's Bassline Drop
FOLLOW NEIL ON: Instagram: @Neilllanes_humanbeatbox Twitter: Neil Llanes Neil's FB PAGE: https://www.facebook.com/NeilBeatboxO... Gods Grip Fb Page: https://www.facebook.com/GodsGripbyNe... T-shirt Page: https://www.facebook.com/Neil-Llanes-... FOR EVENT BOOKINGS & GUESTING: Contact me here: NeilLlanesBeatbox@gmail.com
"Come Home" Original song on piano
I hope that everyone who hears this likes it and shares it with others, the more people I can reach with my music the better I feel about my place in the world. This song will help me close a chapter in my life that is unhealthy and painful and to begin a new one where I will find someone who I can come home to.