Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)

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I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.

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The Elephant's Garden - Original Animation

This was my third year film at RMIT University, Bachelor of Animation and Interactive Media, and the winner of Best Australian Film at MIAF 2014. http://felixcolgrave.com

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SNAKES HAVE LEGS - Original Animation

Snakes have Legs" animation by Danny Casale.

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Emotional Fantasy Music - The Birth of A Ballerina (Original Composition)

Its my girlfriends birthday today, she's a ballerina so I thought I would write this one for her.