Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
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I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.
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Loopy Schmoopy, by Tess Tyler
Loopy Schmoopy, by Tess Tyler ... Can you guess what it is yet? Wibble wobble...
Tommy Brown - Carousel
Directed by Rydz Produced by Diamondback Kid 'Carousel' is lifted off my album 'CAROUSOULS', out everywhere now.
'THE LOCKDOWN WEDDING SONG' (Original)
So this is my gift to them and every other couple that have put their dream on hold. You're starting life together by putting the lives of others first. How great is that? Love you guys
Vision - Maple Sky
The already multi-faceted smooth jazz outfit, Maple Sky broaden their sound once more with this explosive, brand-new funk banger, named ‘Vision’.'Vision' released 5 February 2022.Maple Sky is a 5-piece jazz-pop band based in the South of England, with songs featuring heartfelt lyrics and emptive harmonies and orchestration.
Vision - Maple Sky
The already multi-faceted smooth jazz outfit, Maple Sky broaden their sound once more with this explosive, brand-new funk banger, named ‘Vision’.'Vision' released 5 February 2022.Maple Sky is a 5-piece jazz-pop band based in the South of England, with songs featuring heartfelt lyrics and emptive harmonies and orchestration.