Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
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I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.
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Megan Linford - Lessons
Shot during July of 2020 at our rehearsal space, distanced and safely amid the pandemic. Dedicated to all my family, friends and loved ones. And all your families, friends and loved ones. A big hug to all of you during this ride of a year. In loving memory of Ellie Day. Video shot and edited by Tony Palmer Track mixed and mastered by Nicholas Bowen
Megan Linford - Lessons
Shot during July of 2020 at our rehearsal space, distanced and safely amid the pandemic. Dedicated to all my family, friends and loved ones. And all your families, friends and loved ones. A big hug to all of you during this ride of a year. In loving memory of Ellie Day. Video shot and edited by Tony Palmer Track mixed and mastered by Nicholas Bowen