Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
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I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.
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Gerald Horton -
INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/geraldngibson/ TWITTER https://twitter.com/GeraldH84499085Guitar : Vintage Martin & CO. DM Sigma Japan Acoustic Electric Voice : Gerald Horton Writing : Gerald Horton Video : Recorded with an Apple IMAC Audio : sound recorded with a RODE NT-USB MICROPHONE in one continuous live take or recording session.
SjoerdHammond - 'Funk the Hammond'
Sjoerdhammond or Sjoerd Schelvis to his friends, is one talented dude! Love this funked up, rocked out jam and it's all his own talent. All power to the Dutchman#sjoerdhammond #sjoerdshcelvis #hammondb3 #funkykeyboard #funkyguitar #funkedup #rockedout #netherlands #dutchman #jamming #jeeni #music #musician #vocalist #independent #funkymusic #electronicmusic #keyboards #synthmusic #singersongwriter #musicvideo #musicfest #community #talent #unsigned #creatives #fans #superfans
Maggie Cassidy - D.E.A.D!
'D.E.A.D!', the new single from Maggie Cassidy.Join CLUB CASSIDY: Website: https://www.whoismaggiecassidy.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whoismaggiec... Twitter: https://twitter.com/whoismaggiec Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whoismaggie.// Lyrics // Tell me why this isn’t easy? Tell me why this isn’t fun? Just keep your heads down and they’ll feed you the noise. (Sign on) Why do we pay for a hollow joy? Why do we stick to screens and destroy? Dead! (I’m dead!) This is life locked in my head, This is the existential dread, I’m dreaming. Dead! (I’m dead!) I think this has to be the end, Done with pressure, Done with friends, I’m screaming.
Pause Reflect, by K.A.B.
K.A.B - Pause Reflect (Debut Album Trailer)
Gerald Horton -
INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/geraldngibson/ TWITTER https://twitter.com/GeraldH84499085Guitar : Vintage Martin & CO. DM Sigma Japan Acoustic Electric Voice : Gerald Horton Writing : Gerald Horton Video : Recorded with an Apple IMAC Audio : sound recorded with a RODE NT-USB MICROPHONE in one continuous live take or recording session.
SjoerdHammond - 'Funk the Hammond'
Sjoerdhammond or Sjoerd Schelvis to his friends, is one talented dude! Love this funked up, rocked out jam and it's all his own talent. All power to the Dutchman#sjoerdhammond #sjoerdshcelvis #hammondb3 #funkykeyboard #funkyguitar #funkedup #rockedout #netherlands #dutchman #jamming #jeeni #music #musician #vocalist #independent #funkymusic #electronicmusic #keyboards #synthmusic #singersongwriter #musicvideo #musicfest #community #talent #unsigned #creatives #fans #superfans
Maggie Cassidy - D.E.A.D!
'D.E.A.D!', the new single from Maggie Cassidy.Join CLUB CASSIDY: Website: https://www.whoismaggiecassidy.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whoismaggiec... Twitter: https://twitter.com/whoismaggiec Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whoismaggie.// Lyrics // Tell me why this isn’t easy? Tell me why this isn’t fun? Just keep your heads down and they’ll feed you the noise. (Sign on) Why do we pay for a hollow joy? Why do we stick to screens and destroy? Dead! (I’m dead!) This is life locked in my head, This is the existential dread, I’m dreaming. Dead! (I’m dead!) I think this has to be the end, Done with pressure, Done with friends, I’m screaming.