Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)

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I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.

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Puddletown - Daisy Chute live

Daisy Chute's amazing original song called Puddletown, lyrics and vocals by Daisy herself. Daisy Chute is a fantastic folk singer, songwriter and musician who creates all of her own music. She is based in Edinburgh and plays around her home country performing her work!The Band from Wimpole Part 2 featuring the original song 'Puddletown' by Daisy Chute and Tim BaxterVideo Release date: Feb 2nd 2018www.facebook.com/daisychuteofficial

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Can’t Hold Us

The Urban Vocal Group (UVG) are a multi award winning charity who use singing as a gateway to further participation in music and to develop key life skills in young people aged 11 - 25, many of whom live in disadvantaged areas or are experiencing challenging circumstances.

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KS - Taonga

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