Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
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I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.
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Excerpts from A Very Spectrum Christmas (Part 5), by Thomas A. Christie.
Excerpts from A Very Spectrum Christmas (Part 5), by Thomas A. Christie. In this section: "The Miser" by River Software (1990). Throughout the 1980s, thousands of British children were lucky enough to discover a Sinclair ZX Spectrum under their Christmas trees and soon found their eyes opened to a virtual world of wonder. But Santa Claus did more than deliver computers — sometimes he appeared on them, too. This book delves into the Spectrum’s extraordinary pantheon of seasonal games: the good, the bad, the surprising, the unabashedly surreal and the occasionally rather tenuous. "A Very Spectrum Christmas" is Copyright ©2021 Thomas A. Christie, all rights reserved, and is published by Extremis Publishing Ltd. This title is available as a physical book from www.extremispublishing.com and all good online retailers and independent booksellers worldwide.
RAHH - Please
Please written by RAHH Stevey Reid on Keys Eugene Roque on GuitarLyrics: I never knew love would hurt like this black and blue my whole world you put me through so much, yes you did but you're gonna loose its your turn I forgot you I forgave you but you kept coming back I was wide eyed and bright sides now i see black Say a little prayer babe just like Aretha did Go bleed me some love just like Leona did You’re gonna need some help just like the Beatles did You’ll please please me Try and walk away you’ll stumble like Macey did I’m gonna make you fall just like Alicia did Get on your knees like Godfather brown you’ll please please please me Im gon' be a problem Im gon' a be a problem you're gonna wish that id forgotten Im gon' be a problem Im gon' a be a problem You’re beautiful but you cant help yourself I'm just a fool who thought you’d change As usual i didn't wear my seat belt And I lost it all I lost it all again
Chinese Music - Imperial Dynasty
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Scary Pockets ft: Lauren Ruth Ward - 'Gimme Shelter' (The Rolling Stones)
A favourite Rolling Stones track given a vocal injection from Lauren's amazing vocals. Anyone else feeling the Janis Joplin here??#scarypockets #laurenruthward #rollingstones #jeeni #music #musicians #entertainers #independent #funkymusic #rockmusic #keyboards #synthmusic #femalevocalist #lockdowngig #band #electricguitar #musicvideo #musicfest #community #talent #unsigned #creatives #fans #superfans
Excerpts from A Very Spectrum Christmas (Part 5), by Thomas A. Christie.
Excerpts from A Very Spectrum Christmas (Part 5), by Thomas A. Christie. In this section: "The Miser" by River Software (1990). Throughout the 1980s, thousands of British children were lucky enough to discover a Sinclair ZX Spectrum under their Christmas trees and soon found their eyes opened to a virtual world of wonder. But Santa Claus did more than deliver computers — sometimes he appeared on them, too. This book delves into the Spectrum’s extraordinary pantheon of seasonal games: the good, the bad, the surprising, the unabashedly surreal and the occasionally rather tenuous. "A Very Spectrum Christmas" is Copyright ©2021 Thomas A. Christie, all rights reserved, and is published by Extremis Publishing Ltd. This title is available as a physical book from www.extremispublishing.com and all good online retailers and independent booksellers worldwide.
RAHH - Please
Please written by RAHH Stevey Reid on Keys Eugene Roque on GuitarLyrics: I never knew love would hurt like this black and blue my whole world you put me through so much, yes you did but you're gonna loose its your turn I forgot you I forgave you but you kept coming back I was wide eyed and bright sides now i see black Say a little prayer babe just like Aretha did Go bleed me some love just like Leona did You’re gonna need some help just like the Beatles did You’ll please please me Try and walk away you’ll stumble like Macey did I’m gonna make you fall just like Alicia did Get on your knees like Godfather brown you’ll please please please me Im gon' be a problem Im gon' a be a problem you're gonna wish that id forgotten Im gon' be a problem Im gon' a be a problem You’re beautiful but you cant help yourself I'm just a fool who thought you’d change As usual i didn't wear my seat belt And I lost it all I lost it all again
Chinese Music - Imperial Dynasty
Buy Imperial Dynasty sheet music here : Sheet Music Plus: https://www.sheetmusicplus.com/title/... Buy my music here : iTunes : https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/anc... Bandcamp : http://derekfiechter.bandcamp.com/alb... Amazon mp3 : http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00F... Listen to this music on Spotify: Spotify : https://open.spotify.com/album/4XfzVU...
Scary Pockets ft: Lauren Ruth Ward - 'Gimme Shelter' (The Rolling Stones)
A favourite Rolling Stones track given a vocal injection from Lauren's amazing vocals. Anyone else feeling the Janis Joplin here??#scarypockets #laurenruthward #rollingstones #jeeni #music #musicians #entertainers #independent #funkymusic #rockmusic #keyboards #synthmusic #femalevocalist #lockdowngig #band #electricguitar #musicvideo #musicfest #community #talent #unsigned #creatives #fans #superfans