Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
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I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.
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Prime Syde - Pretty Girls Cry
Released on: 2021-01-24 Featured Artist: DRT Featured Artist: Gifts
If I were sorry, by Frans
Tessa Violet
I just released a new single! Words Ain't Enough with Chloe Moriondo :) ? https://youtu.be/jkKihZbLZew My album Bad Ideas came out last year and is available everywhere music is found, you can see the official music videos on my channel! Connect @tessaviolet on all platforms Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tessaviolet Twitter: http://twitter.com/tessaviolet Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/tessaviolet Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2LU2dcM "Crush" Lyrics: VERSE 1 I can't focus on what needs to get done, I'm on notice hoping that you don't run you think I'm tepid but I'm misdiagnosed, cause I'm a stalker I seen all of your posts and I'm just trying to play it cool now but that's not what I want to do now and I'm not trying to be with you now (you now) you make it difficult to not overthink, and when I'm with you I turn all shades of pink I want to touch you but don't want to be weird, it's such a rush I'm thinking wish you were here and I'm just trying to play it cool now but that's not what I want to do now and I'm not trying to be with you now (you now) CHORUS but I could be your crush like throw you for a rush like hoping you'd text me so i could tell you I been thinking bout your touch like touch touch touch touch touch I could be your crush crush crush crush crush I got a fascination with your presentation making me feel like you're on my island you're my permanent vacation touch touch touch touch touch I could be your crush crush crush crush crush VERSE 2 I fill my calendar with stuff I can do, maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you and I'm pretending you ain't been on my mind, but I took an interest in the things that you like and I'm just trying to play it cool now but that's not what I want to do now and I'm not trying to be with you now (you now) BRIDGE and yeah it's true that I'm a little bit intense right but can you blame me when you keep me on the fence like and I been waiting hoping that you'd wanna text like (text like) it's what I was born to do Directed by Jordan Harms & Isaac White Video produced by Big Forest https://www.bigforest.pictures/ Edited by Shawna Howson https://youtube.com/nanalew color by Isaac White lyrics & music by Tessa Violet and YACHT MONEY produced by Seth Earnest
Tessa Violet
I just released a new single! Words Ain't Enough with Chloe Moriondo :) ? https://youtu.be/jkKihZbLZew My album Bad Ideas came out last year and is available everywhere music is found, you can see the official music videos on my channel! Connect @tessaviolet on all platforms Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tessaviolet Twitter: http://twitter.com/tessaviolet Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/tessaviolet Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2LU2dcM "Crush" Lyrics: VERSE 1 I can't focus on what needs to get done, I'm on notice hoping that you don't run you think I'm tepid but I'm misdiagnosed, cause I'm a stalker I seen all of your posts and I'm just trying to play it cool now but that's not what I want to do now and I'm not trying to be with you now (you now) you make it difficult to not overthink, and when I'm with you I turn all shades of pink I want to touch you but don't want to be weird, it's such a rush I'm thinking wish you were here and I'm just trying to play it cool now but that's not what I want to do now and I'm not trying to be with you now (you now) CHORUS but I could be your crush like throw you for a rush like hoping you'd text me so i could tell you I been thinking bout your touch like touch touch touch touch touch I could be your crush crush crush crush crush I got a fascination with your presentation making me feel like you're on my island you're my permanent vacation touch touch touch touch touch I could be your crush crush crush crush crush VERSE 2 I fill my calendar with stuff I can do, maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you and I'm pretending you ain't been on my mind, but I took an interest in the things that you like and I'm just trying to play it cool now but that's not what I want to do now and I'm not trying to be with you now (you now) BRIDGE and yeah it's true that I'm a little bit intense right but can you blame me when you keep me on the fence like and I been waiting hoping that you'd wanna text like (text like) it's what I was born to do Directed by Jordan Harms & Isaac White Video produced by Big Forest https://www.bigforest.pictures/ Edited by Shawna Howson https://youtube.com/nanalew color by Isaac White lyrics & music by Tessa Violet and YACHT MONEY produced by Seth Earnest