Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)

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I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.

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Yoan Leduc - A Million Words (Official Video)

Official video for "A Million Words" by Yoan Leduc. You can also stream the song on: https://ditto.fm/a-million-words Produced by: Shulin Rudra Written by: Yoan Leduc Mixed by: Will Mason

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Crossover - 50 Shades Of The Blues

The band features; Mike Starrs - Vocals Kevin Riddles - Bass/Vocals Martin Howells - Keyboards Gary Pearson - Drums Paul Gaskin - Guitar/Vocals

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Jacques Offenbach - 'Barcarolle' from The Tales of Hoffman

Stunning operatic piece by Jacques Offenbach 'Barcarolle' from The Tales of Hoffman. The beautiful voices are, Julia Pietrusewica - Soprano and Katarzyna Radon - Mezzo Soprano, singing with the Symphony Orchestra of the Ryszard Bukowski Secondary Music School, in the Polish Nationwide Music Schools' Symphonic Orchestras Competition, conducted by Artur Wrobel. Also, best use of a Triangle - I hope they won!?#Offenbach #barcarolle #talesofhoffman #opera #choral #symphonyorchestra #poland #polish #soprano #juliapietrusewica #mezzosoprano #katarzynaradon #conductor #arturwrobel #musicschool #competition #jeeni #music #musicians #operasingers #classicalmusic #classicalcomposers #bestuseofatriangle #musicvideo #musicfest #community #talent #unsigned #creatives #fans #superfans