Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
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I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.
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Hairy London Episode 19
Episode 19 of Hairy London by Stephen Palmer, read by RD Watson, an exclusive audiobook from Jeeni.
The Soldier (Original Short Story)
This is my 1st of a series of original short stories entitled 'The Soldier'.
Johnny Bob - Careful (Jah Gringo Riddim)
Johnny Bob - Careful (Jah Gringo Riddim)"Children, help someone cross the river, then they may shove you in the river." - Winston 'Burning Spear' Rodney. But Hi man could swim, We survive. . . Thank you Jah :) ●My father played the guitar in this track. Big up the Ijahman, the original ital steppa, wa dadda. Cheers!!!
Johnny Bob - Careful (Jah Gringo Riddim)
Johnny Bob - Careful (Jah Gringo Riddim)"Children, help someone cross the river, then they may shove you in the river." - Winston 'Burning Spear' Rodney. But Hi man could swim, We survive. . . Thank you Jah :) ●My father played the guitar in this track. Big up the Ijahman, the original ital steppa, wa dadda. Cheers!!!