Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
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I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.
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Treat You Better, by Shannon Callihan
Treat You Better © 2019 All Rights Reserved - Written by Shannon Callihan, Jude Smith, and Marc Scibilia Directed by Bryant Bural.
ONE GUY, 22 VOICES.
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TO BE ASTOUNDED - Boris Dunand
On original indie folk song recorded june 2018, by Plexus swiss songwriter INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/borisdunand TWITTER - https://twitter.com/borisdunand_ FACEBOOK music - https://www.facebook.com/borisdunand.... FACEBOOK photo - https://www.facebook.com/borisdunand.... WEBSITE - http://www.borisdunand.ch Plexus ☀︎ boris dunand Artiste suisse | Musicien Youtubeur Genevois Swiss Artist | Swiss Songwriter | Geneva Vlogger
Tessa Violet - Haze
I just released a new single Bad Ideas. check out the music video here ? https://youtu.be/eNtK6jx9y4A Haze on Spotify http://spoti.fi/2dhAQaB Physical copies + merch: http://bit.ly/2d0UkG2 Follow me on twitter @meekakitty Music & Lyrics written by Tessa Violet @TessaViolet Produced, recorded & mixed by Seth Earnest @SethEarnest Mastered by Nathan Dantzler at The Hit Lab - Nashville, TN Video cinematography by Sean OHalloran @ohall_no lyrics: I used to be overwhelmed by every little thing torn apart unraveled at the seams I think it rooted in the way I breathe and I get drunk on a boy who asks me if I'm up tells me he can't understand his luck to know me to love me to hold me show up I'll be your empathetic savior call me up I'll meet you later You can praise me for the way I always know just what to say I'll carve into your ribs and leave you crying for a kiss just for kicks cause nothing satiates me and I don't think that I hate me but bad or good seems nothing could take away this tasteless haze of mine nothing overtakes me and I think I'm going crazy but bad or good seems nothing could take away this tasteless haze of mine I met a boy who never knew the taste of haze to him the whole world is a stage while I am fifty shades of beige sometimes I think is this the way I'm supposed to be was I just build differently or is there something wrong with me cause there's a circuit in my chest unconnected from the rest in my mind and it's the spot where my words are getting caught and I try to walk it off but my brain is filled with fog disconnecting my mouth from my thoughts
ONE GUY, 22 VOICES.
More Original Music Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o5ex... More Covers Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUwak... PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! https://www.youtube.com/c/BlackGryph0n Twitter: https://twitter.com/BlackGryph0n Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blackgryph0n/ Buisnes Inquires: GabrielBrownInfo@gmail.com
TO BE ASTOUNDED - Boris Dunand
On original indie folk song recorded june 2018, by Plexus swiss songwriter INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/borisdunand TWITTER - https://twitter.com/borisdunand_ FACEBOOK music - https://www.facebook.com/borisdunand.... FACEBOOK photo - https://www.facebook.com/borisdunand.... WEBSITE - http://www.borisdunand.ch Plexus ☀︎ boris dunand Artiste suisse | Musicien Youtubeur Genevois Swiss Artist | Swiss Songwriter | Geneva Vlogger
Tessa Violet - Haze
I just released a new single Bad Ideas. check out the music video here ? https://youtu.be/eNtK6jx9y4A Haze on Spotify http://spoti.fi/2dhAQaB Physical copies + merch: http://bit.ly/2d0UkG2 Follow me on twitter @meekakitty Music & Lyrics written by Tessa Violet @TessaViolet Produced, recorded & mixed by Seth Earnest @SethEarnest Mastered by Nathan Dantzler at The Hit Lab - Nashville, TN Video cinematography by Sean OHalloran @ohall_no lyrics: I used to be overwhelmed by every little thing torn apart unraveled at the seams I think it rooted in the way I breathe and I get drunk on a boy who asks me if I'm up tells me he can't understand his luck to know me to love me to hold me show up I'll be your empathetic savior call me up I'll meet you later You can praise me for the way I always know just what to say I'll carve into your ribs and leave you crying for a kiss just for kicks cause nothing satiates me and I don't think that I hate me but bad or good seems nothing could take away this tasteless haze of mine nothing overtakes me and I think I'm going crazy but bad or good seems nothing could take away this tasteless haze of mine I met a boy who never knew the taste of haze to him the whole world is a stage while I am fifty shades of beige sometimes I think is this the way I'm supposed to be was I just build differently or is there something wrong with me cause there's a circuit in my chest unconnected from the rest in my mind and it's the spot where my words are getting caught and I try to walk it off but my brain is filled with fog disconnecting my mouth from my thoughts