Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
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I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.
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Steve Dalachinsky - read new works
Poet/collagist STEVE DALACHINSKY was born in Brooklyn after the last big war and has managed to survive lots of little wars. His book The Final Nite (Ugly Duckling Presse) won the PEN Oakland National Book Award. His most recent books are Fools Gold (2014 feral press), a superintendent’s eyes (revised and expanded 2013/14 – unbearable/autonomedia) and flying home, a collaboration with German visual artist Sig Bang Schmidt (Paris Lit Up Press 2015).
Saint Agnes, The Father, The Son and the Holy Beast
Out now on Spinefarm Records: SntAgnes.lnk.to/TFTSATHBTaken from the upcoming album 'Your God Fearing Days Are About To Begin' out on 31st Oct, preorder now: SntAgnes.lnk.to/YGFDAATB
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Universal, by Miles Santini
Corporate Reel 2020 – Jack Pinder (www.EnigmaVoices.com)
A selection of current corporate and environmental voiceover work from Jack Pinder (www.EnigmaVoices.com).Jack Pinder is an Award winning, native English voiceover artist based in London, UK and is the winner of 'Best Male TV Documentary Voiceover' at the One Voice Awards 2020.
Steve Dalachinsky - read new works
Poet/collagist STEVE DALACHINSKY was born in Brooklyn after the last big war and has managed to survive lots of little wars. His book The Final Nite (Ugly Duckling Presse) won the PEN Oakland National Book Award. His most recent books are Fools Gold (2014 feral press), a superintendent’s eyes (revised and expanded 2013/14 – unbearable/autonomedia) and flying home, a collaboration with German visual artist Sig Bang Schmidt (Paris Lit Up Press 2015).
Corporate Reel 2020 – Jack Pinder (www.EnigmaVoices.com)
A selection of current corporate and environmental voiceover work from Jack Pinder (www.EnigmaVoices.com).Jack Pinder is an Award winning, native English voiceover artist based in London, UK and is the winner of 'Best Male TV Documentary Voiceover' at the One Voice Awards 2020.