Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)

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I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.

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Massive Dynamic - 'Flowers' ft: Young Yoshi

Ben Harris-Hayes was inspired to write this track after a trip to Japan and a meeting up with a fresh trumpeter Young Yoshi. A mutual love of the Jazz Age trumpeters Dizzy Gillepsie, Chet Baker and Miles Davis created this chilled trip-hop jazz track. Enjoy................ #massivedynamic #benharrishayes #youngyoshi #flowers #trumpeter #jazzage #dizzygillespie #miledavis #chetbaker #triphop #chilled #brass #trumpet #jeeni #music #musicians #independent #jazzmusic #nujazz #electronicmusic #keyboards #synthmusic #singersongwriter #musicvideo #animation #musicfest #community #talent #unsigned #creatives #fans #superfans

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Renzo Dadon X Make It Happen

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Ghetto - Average Joe (Sneaky) feat. MChris 107

GHETTO from artist Average Joe (Sneaky) featuring MChris 107.'Ghetto' released 15 December 2020.Am Joseph aged 33 from Zambia in Africa. I have a strong passion for making music. Most of my fans say that my music is unique, let's say am just a BADASS from Pluto when it comes to making music.