Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
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I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.
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Tommy Brown - SPOCK
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Syteria - Santa's Harley
Syteria perform "Santa's Harley". We are a female fronted rock band that was born in 2015 and although we rehearse in Leeds we live all over South Yorkshire, England. Syteria is Jackie (Guitar, Vocals), Julia (Vocals), Keira (Bass Guitar, Vocals) and Pablo (Drums, Vocals).For bookings please visit: http://www.shockcity.co.uk/ or email: info@shockcity.co.uk , or Kaaren@shockycity.co.uk
Tommy Brown - SPOCK
"SPOCK" features on the 4-track collaborative EP "N.O.M.A.D." (None Of My Actions Detected)Lyrics and video by Tommy Brown Music and lyrics by Diamondback Kid Music by John HicksMastered by WidersClips are taken and edited from: Cosmos: War of the Planets by Alfonso Brescia, 1977 (retrieved from https://archive.org/details/Cosmos_Wa...)Monkeys, Apes, and Man by National Geographic Society, Released by Films Incorporated, 1971 (retrieved from https://archive.org/details/monkeysap...)