Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
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I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.
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In this section: IntroductionExcerpts from "The Robin Hood 500 Route" by Neil HallamIn this book, Robin Hood enthusiast Neil Hallam invites you to join him on the trip of a lifetime as he travels around some of the most scenic locations in England searching for the facts behind this famous yet inscrutable outlaw. His travels take him far beyond busy Nottingham and Sherwood Forest to the village of Robin Hood, the bucolic hamlet of Loxley, charming Whitby and the beautiful Robin Hood’s Bay, via a plethora of caves, coves, churches, crags and castles just waiting to be discovered along the way. Drawing on historical research, national folklore and local legend, Neil pieces together a fascinating and entertaining tapestry of swashbuckling adventures, intriguing mysteries and ancient curiosities which will make you want to visit each and every amazing location for yourself."The Robin Hood 500 Route" is Copyright ©2023 Neil Hallam, all rights reserved, and is published by Extremis Publishing Ltd.The Official Robin Hood 500 Route Website can be found at: www.500rh.co.uk.This title is available as a physical book from www.extremispublishing.com and all good online retailers and independent booksellers worldwide.
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Whipping Post - students of Bentonville Rogers School of Rock
Every day, we watch our students grow from beginner musicians to confident and inspiring rock stars in their community. School of Rock Bentonville/Rogers is more than just your local music school. School of Rock Bentonville/Rogers, 2603 W Pleasant Grove Rd Suite 106 Rogers, AR 72758(479) 936-8838
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Excerpts from The Robin Hood 500 Route (Part 1)
In this section: IntroductionExcerpts from "The Robin Hood 500 Route" by Neil HallamIn this book, Robin Hood enthusiast Neil Hallam invites you to join him on the trip of a lifetime as he travels around some of the most scenic locations in England searching for the facts behind this famous yet inscrutable outlaw. His travels take him far beyond busy Nottingham and Sherwood Forest to the village of Robin Hood, the bucolic hamlet of Loxley, charming Whitby and the beautiful Robin Hood’s Bay, via a plethora of caves, coves, churches, crags and castles just waiting to be discovered along the way. Drawing on historical research, national folklore and local legend, Neil pieces together a fascinating and entertaining tapestry of swashbuckling adventures, intriguing mysteries and ancient curiosities which will make you want to visit each and every amazing location for yourself."The Robin Hood 500 Route" is Copyright ©2023 Neil Hallam, all rights reserved, and is published by Extremis Publishing Ltd.The Official Robin Hood 500 Route Website can be found at: www.500rh.co.uk.This title is available as a physical book from www.extremispublishing.com and all good online retailers and independent booksellers worldwide.
Dockem X Malone - Never Knew (official audio)
One of the most exciting duos to emerge from the UK underground scene this year, Dockem & Malone have picked up heat across the likes of VIPER MAGAZINE, Conversations About Her and GRM Daily, as well as significant radio attention from DJ Target, Toddla T, Semtex and BBC Introducing.The duo first grabbed public attention with their single “Get Right”, catching the ear of Semtex and being playlisted on Spotify’s Official Rap UK playlist. It marked the beginning of an accelerated career that’s seen them race to over 100,000 combined streams in this year alone. An assured debut performance at Stormzy’s Merky Festival in Ibiza this summer and their first BBC Introducing Live Lounge performance continues the trajectory Dockem & Malone are creating for themselves.
Whipping Post - students of Bentonville Rogers School of Rock
Every day, we watch our students grow from beginner musicians to confident and inspiring rock stars in their community. School of Rock Bentonville/Rogers is more than just your local music school. School of Rock Bentonville/Rogers, 2603 W Pleasant Grove Rd Suite 106 Rogers, AR 72758(479) 936-8838