Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
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I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.
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The Little Things
This is the third track from Respite's debut EP, 'Vol. 1'.
Poinsettias and Christmas Cacti
Tom Christie and Santa Joe Moore welcome you to "Traditionally Speaking", all things Christmas on both sides of the Atlantic. Christmas Lights. Copyright © Tom Christie and Joe Moore, all rights reserved. Poinsettias and Christmas Cacti.
Steve Dalachinsky and The Snobs - Echo System
With three musical suites divided in eight poetic segments, ec(H)o - system is the sound of mutual listening and trust between Steve Dalachinsky and The Snobs. Different from what they have done before, together or separately, the record is once again released by Bam Balam Records, with a cover art by Yuko Otomo (poet and painter) and a booklet (44 pages) containing all Dalachinsky’s poems used for the record and a selection of his collages.
prettyboyface - HighSkool
HighSkool from upcoming underground rapper prettyboyface.prettyboyface is an artist from London who doesn't really fit into a particular genre but for simplicity's sake let's go with 'underground rap'. He creates with the hope of making music that will make someone feel something.HighSkool released 21 January 2022.
Steve Dalachinsky and The Snobs - Echo System
With three musical suites divided in eight poetic segments, ec(H)o - system is the sound of mutual listening and trust between Steve Dalachinsky and The Snobs. Different from what they have done before, together or separately, the record is once again released by Bam Balam Records, with a cover art by Yuko Otomo (poet and painter) and a booklet (44 pages) containing all Dalachinsky’s poems used for the record and a selection of his collages.
prettyboyface - HighSkool
HighSkool from upcoming underground rapper prettyboyface.prettyboyface is an artist from London who doesn't really fit into a particular genre but for simplicity's sake let's go with 'underground rap'. He creates with the hope of making music that will make someone feel something.HighSkool released 21 January 2022.