Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
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I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.

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Excerpts from The Robin Hood 500 Route (Part 1)
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In this section: IntroductionExcerpts from "The Robin Hood 500 Route" by Neil HallamIn this book, Robin Hood enthusiast Neil Hallam invites you to join him on the trip of a lifetime as he travels around some of the most scenic locations in England searching for the facts behind this famous yet inscrutable outlaw. His travels take him far beyond busy Nottingham and Sherwood Forest to the village of Robin Hood, the bucolic hamlet of Loxley, charming Whitby and the beautiful Robin Hood’s Bay, via a plethora of caves, coves, churches, crags and castles just waiting to be discovered along the way. Drawing on historical research, national folklore and local legend, Neil pieces together a fascinating and entertaining tapestry of swashbuckling adventures, intriguing mysteries and ancient curiosities which will make you want to visit each and every amazing location for yourself."The Robin Hood 500 Route" is Copyright ©2023 Neil Hallam, all rights reserved, and is published by Extremis Publishing Ltd.The Official Robin Hood 500 Route Website can be found at: www.500rh.co.uk.This title is available as a physical book from www.extremispublishing.com and all good online retailers and independent booksellers worldwide.

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Maren Montalbano - He was despised (Handel's Messiah)

Maren Montalbano, mezzo-soprano (www.marenmontalbano.com) Chatham Baroque (www.chathambaroque.org) Mark Anderson, conductor

Chance the Rapper - Brain Cells
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Chance the Rapper - Brain Cells

Download The Album "#10Day" for Free here: http://goo.gl/PlViD Chance The Rapper Live In Chicago BlackFriday 11/23: bitly.com/QMok58 Directed by @AustinVesely chancetherapper.tumblr.com facebook.com/chancetherapper

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This music video was shot at my home in Lancashire, UK whilst under the lockdown measures brought in by the British government, April 2020. For more things Phil Johari, visit: http://www.philjohari.com

Excerpts from The Robin Hood 500 Route (Part 1)
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Excerpts from The Robin Hood 500 Route (Part 1)

In this section: IntroductionExcerpts from "The Robin Hood 500 Route" by Neil HallamIn this book, Robin Hood enthusiast Neil Hallam invites you to join him on the trip of a lifetime as he travels around some of the most scenic locations in England searching for the facts behind this famous yet inscrutable outlaw. His travels take him far beyond busy Nottingham and Sherwood Forest to the village of Robin Hood, the bucolic hamlet of Loxley, charming Whitby and the beautiful Robin Hood’s Bay, via a plethora of caves, coves, churches, crags and castles just waiting to be discovered along the way. Drawing on historical research, national folklore and local legend, Neil pieces together a fascinating and entertaining tapestry of swashbuckling adventures, intriguing mysteries and ancient curiosities which will make you want to visit each and every amazing location for yourself."The Robin Hood 500 Route" is Copyright ©2023 Neil Hallam, all rights reserved, and is published by Extremis Publishing Ltd.The Official Robin Hood 500 Route Website can be found at: www.500rh.co.uk.This title is available as a physical book from www.extremispublishing.com and all good online retailers and independent booksellers worldwide.


Maren Montalbano - He was despised (Handel's Messiah)
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Maren Montalbano - He was despised (Handel's Messiah)

Maren Montalbano, mezzo-soprano (www.marenmontalbano.com) Chatham Baroque (www.chathambaroque.org) Mark Anderson, conductor


Chance the Rapper - Brain Cells
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Chance the Rapper - Brain Cells

Download The Album "#10Day" for Free here: http://goo.gl/PlViD Chance The Rapper Live In Chicago BlackFriday 11/23: bitly.com/QMok58 Directed by @AustinVesely chancetherapper.tumblr.com facebook.com/chancetherapper


Overdriving - A
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This music video was shot at my home in Lancashire, UK whilst under the lockdown measures brought in by the British government, April 2020. For more things Phil Johari, visit: http://www.philjohari.com