Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
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I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.
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The Grocer's Boy Gets Down To Business, Robert Murray
Excerpts from "The Grocer's Boy Gets Down to Business" by Robert Murray. Robert Murray reads excerpts from his autobiographical trilogy focusing on a life in commerce and distributive trades across Scotland and further afield. "The Grocer's Boy Gets Down to Business" is Copyright ©2022 Robert Murray, all rights reserved, and is published by Extremis Publishing Ltd. This title is available as a physical book from www.extremispublishing.com and all good online retailers and independent booksellers worldwide.
Gerald Horton -
INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/geraldngibson/ TWITTER https://twitter.com/GeraldH84499085Guitar : Vintage Martin & CO. DM Sigma Japan Acoustic Electric Voice : Gerald Horton Writing : Gerald Horton Video : Recorded with an Apple IMAC Audio : sound recorded with a RODE NT-USB MICROPHONE in one continuous live take or recording session.
Fear the future, by IAMWARFACE
Fear The Future, by IAMWARFACE
The Grocer's Boy Gets Down To Business, Robert Murray
Excerpts from "The Grocer's Boy Gets Down to Business" by Robert Murray. Robert Murray reads excerpts from his autobiographical trilogy focusing on a life in commerce and distributive trades across Scotland and further afield. "The Grocer's Boy Gets Down to Business" is Copyright ©2022 Robert Murray, all rights reserved, and is published by Extremis Publishing Ltd. This title is available as a physical book from www.extremispublishing.com and all good online retailers and independent booksellers worldwide.
Gerald Horton -
INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/geraldngibson/ TWITTER https://twitter.com/GeraldH84499085Guitar : Vintage Martin & CO. DM Sigma Japan Acoustic Electric Voice : Gerald Horton Writing : Gerald Horton Video : Recorded with an Apple IMAC Audio : sound recorded with a RODE NT-USB MICROPHONE in one continuous live take or recording session.