Ernest J. Shuttlecock - Too Many Mince Pies (original comedy song)
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An original song by me about eating and drinking far too much at Christmas. LYRICS: Too Many Mince Pies Christmas is a time for for sharing and giving But mainly it's a time to eat and drink everything* Bubbly for breakfast and mulled wine for lunch Wrapped up quite nicely with festive rum punch Gobbled up the turkey and OD'd on sprouts The after dinner port has given me gout