Hairy London Episode 26
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Episode 26 of Hairy London by Stephen Palmer, read by RD Watson, an exclusive audiobook from Jeeni.

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Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
03:23
Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)

I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.

Kenny Urban | Beatboxer
01:56
Kenny Urban | Beatboxer

Follow Kenny Urban on Instagram @kennyurban Follow us here: Instagram: @thebeatboxhouse Tik Tok: @beatboxhouse.com https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJaXMjVt/ Website: beatboxhouse.com

Julie Christie reads
03:03
Julie Christie reads "A Visit from St Nicholas", by Clement Clarke Moore.

Classic Christmas Poetry, "A Visit from St Nicholas" by Clement Clarke Moore. Read by Julie Christie

Royalty FREE Music | Hip Hop Beat [SHAKE]
02:26
Royalty FREE Music | Hip Hop Beat [SHAKE]

CFM Production

Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
03:23
Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)

I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.


Kenny Urban | Beatboxer
01:56
Kenny Urban | Beatboxer

Follow Kenny Urban on Instagram @kennyurban Follow us here: Instagram: @thebeatboxhouse Tik Tok: @beatboxhouse.com https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJaXMjVt/ Website: beatboxhouse.com


Julie Christie reads
03:03
Julie Christie reads "A Visit from St Nicholas", by Clement Clarke Moore.

Classic Christmas Poetry, "A Visit from St Nicholas" by Clement Clarke Moore. Read by Julie Christie


Royalty FREE Music | Hip Hop Beat [SHAKE]
02:26
Royalty FREE Music | Hip Hop Beat [SHAKE]

CFM Production