Hairy London Episode 26
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Episode 26 of Hairy London by Stephen Palmer, read by RD Watson, an exclusive audiobook from Jeeni.

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Here’s our full audition piece from The Greatest Dancer | The Movement Initiative
02:06
Here’s our full audition piece from The Greatest Dancer | The Movement Initiative

Instagram - @themovementinitiativeFacebook - @themovementinitiativetwitter - @tmiportstiktok - @tmitok

Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
03:23
Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)

I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.

'The Best Mariachi Band'
02:38
'The Best Mariachi Band'

Profiiit - Triggaotto (feat. CallUpDayy, Jada Freeman)
02:45
Profiiit - Triggaotto (feat. CallUpDayy, Jada Freeman)

Featuring 'CallUpDayy' and East London's Jada Freeman, 'Triggaotto' is the incredible fifth track from Profiiit's new album, 'Alexander' (released 28/02/22).Profiiit is a groundbreaking and restless force in the East Coast underground rap scene. His style cannot be simply defined in terms of genres due to his insatiable need to constantly move and push his sound to new levels, however influences include J. Cole, Kanye West, Pusha T, Kendrick Lamar and the late XXXTENTACION. Something Profiiit has in common with all of these inspirations is a long endeavour for greatness.

Here’s our full audition piece from The Greatest Dancer | The Movement Initiative
02:06
Here’s our full audition piece from The Greatest Dancer | The Movement Initiative

Instagram - @themovementinitiativeFacebook - @themovementinitiativetwitter - @tmiportstiktok - @tmitok


Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
03:23
Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)

I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.


'The Best Mariachi Band'
02:38
'The Best Mariachi Band'


Profiiit - Triggaotto (feat. CallUpDayy, Jada Freeman)
02:45
Profiiit - Triggaotto (feat. CallUpDayy, Jada Freeman)

Featuring 'CallUpDayy' and East London's Jada Freeman, 'Triggaotto' is the incredible fifth track from Profiiit's new album, 'Alexander' (released 28/02/22).Profiiit is a groundbreaking and restless force in the East Coast underground rap scene. His style cannot be simply defined in terms of genres due to his insatiable need to constantly move and push his sound to new levels, however influences include J. Cole, Kanye West, Pusha T, Kendrick Lamar and the late XXXTENTACION. Something Profiiit has in common with all of these inspirations is a long endeavour for greatness.