I heard it on the radio by Jon Washington
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I heard it on the radio by Jon Washington

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Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
03:23
Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)

I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.

Pete Wer - His Dance
03:57
Pete Wer - His Dance

Pete M Wyer is known as the London composer and an opera musician. He is famous for his work in the industry of opera and has created some fabulous pieces of music.

HAPPY HALLOWE'E'N! I Used To Be A Werewolf, by the Bone Idols
04:06
HAPPY HALLOWE'E'N! I Used To Be A Werewolf, by the Bone Idols

Happy Halloween! by Mark Handley and The Bone Idols, I used to be a Werewolf ... but I'm All Right Noooooow!

A Cheesy Christmas Confession Song - Original
00:53
A Cheesy Christmas Confession Song - Original

Lyrics: Raindrops, cheesecake and the Christmas lights Red shirt, blue jeans and a perfect smile I think I'm smiling at you Slow walks, cold air and a mistletoe This next line might be a lie All I want isn't you

Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
03:23
Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)

I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.


Pete Wer - His Dance
03:57
Pete Wer - His Dance

Pete M Wyer is known as the London composer and an opera musician. He is famous for his work in the industry of opera and has created some fabulous pieces of music.


HAPPY HALLOWE'E'N! I Used To Be A Werewolf, by the Bone Idols
04:06
HAPPY HALLOWE'E'N! I Used To Be A Werewolf, by the Bone Idols

Happy Halloween! by Mark Handley and The Bone Idols, I used to be a Werewolf ... but I'm All Right Noooooow!


A Cheesy Christmas Confession Song - Original
00:53
A Cheesy Christmas Confession Song - Original

Lyrics: Raindrops, cheesecake and the Christmas lights Red shirt, blue jeans and a perfect smile I think I'm smiling at you Slow walks, cold air and a mistletoe This next line might be a lie All I want isn't you