Hairy London Episode 21
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Episode 21 of Hairy London by Stephen Palmer, read by RD Watson, an exclusive audiobook from Jeeni.

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Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
03:23
Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)

I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.

Al Melville - Go Train Go Fast
03:04
Al Melville - Go Train Go Fast

Go Train Go Fast, by Al Melville

Thick As Thieves, by Georgia and The Vintage Youth
10:24
Thick As Thieves, by Georgia and The Vintage Youth

Thick As Thieves, by Georgia and The Vintage Youth

BIG WES STILL TIPPIN
02:27
BIG WES STILL TIPPIN

BIG WES STILL TIPPIN

Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)
03:23
Paddy Wex - I, Pad, Haven't Got An Ipad (original comedy song)

I, Pad, don't possess an iPhone; Haven't got an iPad; what an irony! I used to have an i-chair when I was just a baby Now all I have is ITV. If I truly loved technology I'd keep an i- on every kind of gadget you can name: An iPatch would be perfect for the puncture on my bicycle And cutting things just out of reach could be done with an iSickle If you're upper class and stupid but want to seem quite clever The iTwit is the thing for you, the best invention ever If you want to cut some timber, why not try the Apple store? It may sound pretty ugly but there's nothing like an iSaw.


Al Melville - Go Train Go Fast
03:04
Al Melville - Go Train Go Fast

Go Train Go Fast, by Al Melville


Thick As Thieves, by Georgia and The Vintage Youth
10:24
Thick As Thieves, by Georgia and The Vintage Youth

Thick As Thieves, by Georgia and The Vintage Youth


BIG WES STILL TIPPIN
02:27
BIG WES STILL TIPPIN

BIG WES STILL TIPPIN