Luke Westberg - My Dad Could Beat Up Your Dad (original comedy song)
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Song by Luke Westberg. It's funny because it's true. My dad could destroy your dad.
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The Asymptomatics -
The Asymptomatics - "Masquerade Summer"Written in Italy during March / April 2020 COVID-19 Lockdown in 3 steps: FEAR, RAGE and WILL TO CHANGE. * Brought to you as a wish for better days, more than a reminder of hard times... SHOOT by Ellsi Prod. RECORDED / MIXED / MASTERED by Giovanni Bottoglia @ IndieBox Studios in Brescia. More songs to come soon... But we need your help! So please SUBSCRIBE OUR CHANNEL! And follow us on: https://www.facebook.com/TheAsymptoma... https://www.instagram.com/the_asympto... LYRICS It all started at my birthday They say you better stay home for a while I’ve been fired but I feel OK I called my dog and walked down for a mile. But people look at me as I’m so strange And all of them are talking behind a mask “You such an asshole, cover you face!” they say But I still don’t know why What’s going on, what have I done now? Then I realized that fuckin’ virus came to town… They say we got to stay home just for March But sooner changed idea and said April / May Police is coming with the drones from the sky Well, I will obey Seeing my friends on Whats App for a call And got some beers sticked up in the fridge Living a lockdown Spring Leading a masquerade Summer It’s hard to breathe now, I’m just feeling down Wearing this fucking musk in the lockdown And all the people just look like the same, It’s even hard to recognize my friends. Got to stand up boy ‘cause now it’s your turn And there’s a lesson that you’ve never learned You always thought ‘bout your pride and yourself, But now there’s someone else… What would you do if you have to die now? I’m pretty sure you’ll play the last show wiith your band! Do you remember the day you born? You feelin’ safer, now you’re alone. No friends to call now, no place to go, Those days were better, but carry on! Life is a journey, someday i twill end, Live it with girlfriends, live it with friends. Yesterday chidren, tomorrow men, If no tomorrow… Live for today! *** SPIEDO BRESCIANO RULEZ ***SHOW LESS
Tessa Violet
I just released a new single! Words Ain't Enough with Chloe Moriondo :) ? https://youtu.be/jkKihZbLZew My album Bad Ideas came out last year and is available everywhere music is found, you can see the official music videos on my channel! Connect @tessaviolet on all platforms Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tessaviolet Twitter: http://twitter.com/tessaviolet Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/tessaviolet Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2LU2dcM "Crush" Lyrics: VERSE 1 I can't focus on what needs to get done, I'm on notice hoping that you don't run you think I'm tepid but I'm misdiagnosed, cause I'm a stalker I seen all of your posts and I'm just trying to play it cool now but that's not what I want to do now and I'm not trying to be with you now (you now) you make it difficult to not overthink, and when I'm with you I turn all shades of pink I want to touch you but don't want to be weird, it's such a rush I'm thinking wish you were here and I'm just trying to play it cool now but that's not what I want to do now and I'm not trying to be with you now (you now) CHORUS but I could be your crush like throw you for a rush like hoping you'd text me so i could tell you I been thinking bout your touch like touch touch touch touch touch I could be your crush crush crush crush crush I got a fascination with your presentation making me feel like you're on my island you're my permanent vacation touch touch touch touch touch I could be your crush crush crush crush crush VERSE 2 I fill my calendar with stuff I can do, maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you and I'm pretending you ain't been on my mind, but I took an interest in the things that you like and I'm just trying to play it cool now but that's not what I want to do now and I'm not trying to be with you now (you now) BRIDGE and yeah it's true that I'm a little bit intense right but can you blame me when you keep me on the fence like and I been waiting hoping that you'd wanna text like (text like) it's what I was born to do Directed by Jordan Harms & Isaac White Video produced by Big Forest https://www.bigforest.pictures/ Edited by Shawna Howson https://youtube.com/nanalew color by Isaac White lyrics & music by Tessa Violet and YACHT MONEY produced by Seth Earnest
The Asymptomatics -
The Asymptomatics - "Masquerade Summer"Written in Italy during March / April 2020 COVID-19 Lockdown in 3 steps: FEAR, RAGE and WILL TO CHANGE. * Brought to you as a wish for better days, more than a reminder of hard times... SHOOT by Ellsi Prod. RECORDED / MIXED / MASTERED by Giovanni Bottoglia @ IndieBox Studios in Brescia. More songs to come soon... But we need your help! So please SUBSCRIBE OUR CHANNEL! And follow us on: https://www.facebook.com/TheAsymptoma... https://www.instagram.com/the_asympto... LYRICS It all started at my birthday They say you better stay home for a while I’ve been fired but I feel OK I called my dog and walked down for a mile. But people look at me as I’m so strange And all of them are talking behind a mask “You such an asshole, cover you face!” they say But I still don’t know why What’s going on, what have I done now? Then I realized that fuckin’ virus came to town… They say we got to stay home just for March But sooner changed idea and said April / May Police is coming with the drones from the sky Well, I will obey Seeing my friends on Whats App for a call And got some beers sticked up in the fridge Living a lockdown Spring Leading a masquerade Summer It’s hard to breathe now, I’m just feeling down Wearing this fucking musk in the lockdown And all the people just look like the same, It’s even hard to recognize my friends. Got to stand up boy ‘cause now it’s your turn And there’s a lesson that you’ve never learned You always thought ‘bout your pride and yourself, But now there’s someone else… What would you do if you have to die now? I’m pretty sure you’ll play the last show wiith your band! Do you remember the day you born? You feelin’ safer, now you’re alone. No friends to call now, no place to go, Those days were better, but carry on! Life is a journey, someday i twill end, Live it with girlfriends, live it with friends. Yesterday chidren, tomorrow men, If no tomorrow… Live for today! *** SPIEDO BRESCIANO RULEZ ***SHOW LESS
Tessa Violet
I just released a new single! Words Ain't Enough with Chloe Moriondo :) ? https://youtu.be/jkKihZbLZew My album Bad Ideas came out last year and is available everywhere music is found, you can see the official music videos on my channel! Connect @tessaviolet on all platforms Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tessaviolet Twitter: http://twitter.com/tessaviolet Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/tessaviolet Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2LU2dcM "Crush" Lyrics: VERSE 1 I can't focus on what needs to get done, I'm on notice hoping that you don't run you think I'm tepid but I'm misdiagnosed, cause I'm a stalker I seen all of your posts and I'm just trying to play it cool now but that's not what I want to do now and I'm not trying to be with you now (you now) you make it difficult to not overthink, and when I'm with you I turn all shades of pink I want to touch you but don't want to be weird, it's such a rush I'm thinking wish you were here and I'm just trying to play it cool now but that's not what I want to do now and I'm not trying to be with you now (you now) CHORUS but I could be your crush like throw you for a rush like hoping you'd text me so i could tell you I been thinking bout your touch like touch touch touch touch touch I could be your crush crush crush crush crush I got a fascination with your presentation making me feel like you're on my island you're my permanent vacation touch touch touch touch touch I could be your crush crush crush crush crush VERSE 2 I fill my calendar with stuff I can do, maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you and I'm pretending you ain't been on my mind, but I took an interest in the things that you like and I'm just trying to play it cool now but that's not what I want to do now and I'm not trying to be with you now (you now) BRIDGE and yeah it's true that I'm a little bit intense right but can you blame me when you keep me on the fence like and I been waiting hoping that you'd wanna text like (text like) it's what I was born to do Directed by Jordan Harms & Isaac White Video produced by Big Forest https://www.bigforest.pictures/ Edited by Shawna Howson https://youtube.com/nanalew color by Isaac White lyrics & music by Tessa Violet and YACHT MONEY produced by Seth Earnest